Birds are VERY annoying. All they do is chirp and tweet and make noise ALL DAY! I want to smack them. But when you go to smack them they fly away and hide like a little baby. Also they crap on everything and then we have to clean it up. They're dumb. But there's some birds, like ostriches, that don't fly away. If you try to go smack them after they make an annoying noise you will get smacked back. Ostriches are NOT one of the birds to mess with. They will kick your a.... Well I can't say it cause it's a naughty word and Ms. Mathewson would get mad so I'll use a nicer word (: I'll say butt, that way I can't get my a.... I mean BUTT kicked (; ANYWAYS! Time to go back to talking about birds :D Another thing that's annoying is when they attack you when you want to look at their babies. They think you're going to take them away or something. It's like "Dude chill, I'm not going to take yo' kids. All I want to do is look at them, so back off and let me look or I WILL smack you!"
I mean like really!
All I can suggest is that you watch The Birds.... It's a Hitchcock movie about birds that gang up and attack people. You may be onto something here.
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